December 2009
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NEW KITTEN!
I’m looking gross in these pictures but this kitten could be on America’s Next Top Model if she had low enough self esteem.
Dec 29th
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FROM THE COLTON HARRIS-MOORE FAN CLUB ON FACEBOOK. →
This kid just lives in the woods and goes around robbing people of their airplanes, googles how to fly, then flies around robbing more people before crashing these planes and stealing German cars instead.  This might be the second coming.
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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WAIT OMG SOMEBODY HAS HEARD OF THIS TERRIBLENESS.
allthecoolkids: Also, I inadvertantly picked up a cat book by William S. Burroughs. This is worse: “Ruski hated the little cats. He was the cute little cat. They were interlopers. The one time I slapped Ruski was for attacking one of the kittens, and I have seen the mother drive him out of the barn when the kittens were there. And Ruski was terrified of Horatio. One evening on the back porch...
Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
WatchWatch
welcometothisblogbitch: gawkertv: This may be the single greatest/ confusing moment in television history. Apparently there is a program about people who repossess cars. Apparently there is a pregnant lady who cant make her payments. Apparently she goes into labor while they are trying to take her ride….. Uh except that its a pillow baby and she has elaborately staged the whole...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 19th
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Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author →
jimrock: awesomeringerud: Herman Hesse People that own one straw chair in their house. Chuck Klosterman Boys who don’t read. Dan Brown People who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids. Margaret Atwood Women whose favorite color is hunter green. William Faulkner People who are good at crosswords. George Orwell Conspiracy theorists (too easy). Aldous...
Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
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EXCERPTS FROM MANUSCRIPT HELL.
“Dear Julia,” Kevin’s message began three days later.  “I don’t know what to say. “It’s been twenty years since we said goodbye on the swings in your backyard.  As you know, I’m a family man now with two little boys, whom I love with all my heart.  So, whatever I tell you, it makes no difference.  Do you understand? “Yes, I think of you...
Dec 11th
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MICHAEL STEELE'S INTERNS! →
I couldn’t pick just one photo to represent my utter joy at stumbling across these via wonkette, so here’s a link to all of them.  You’re welcome. Edit: it looks like there’s now a password required to see them. =\
Dec 11th
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NEW WORD FOR THE LEXICON.
The poors noun(s?!) a person or persons partially or wholly defined by both their singular and collective lack of one or more of the following: money, material possessions, assets, income, job, prospects, job prospects, food, shelter, pragmatism, and hope.
Dec 9th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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