December 2011
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for the third time this year
DS: i believe her party is uh Clue-themed
DS: meaning you can dress like a Clue character if you want
me: i can wear a floor-length gown and act like a total bitch?
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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new year's eve
DS: i wish this day were a house i could burn down
DS: TWICE
Dec 31st
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resolutions
slit the throat of anyone who has ever quietly, politely, kindly, systematically undermined the idea of my personhood slit the throat of anyone who ever tries to quietly, politely, kindly, systematically undermine the idea of my personhood burn an effigy of anyone who likes huevos rancheros drink hot sauce write more transform into a fucking monster actually remember when hanukkah is next...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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All I want for Christmas is for Bates to hang.
Dec 25th
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texting and driving at 100 mph
title of my brother’s autobiography if anyone even survives this trip
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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road trip with siblings
my sister has texted me “i know i married a damn monster” five times from the front seat, one of the car windows is permanently stuck open, and the last words anyone has spoken are “fuck yourself.”
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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it's officially the dead of winter
K: i've developed a new heating system based on cats
K: specifically harvesting them
Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Listenstaceyjoy: “Broom People” - The Mountain Goats ...
Dec 19th
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Listendrinkyourjuice: Wye Oak — I Hope You Die I...
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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kitten name ideas i am too cowardly to send via...
punishment from hell diane keaton krampus
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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i'll be so surprised if i don't die tonight
- things i’ve texted people today
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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i want to have my spine ripped out and replaced...
this is my christmas wishlist make it happen y’all
Dec 15th
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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“You remember our freshman year, and I had that brown-and-yellow dress I bought...”
– Uncle Wiggily in Connecticut (via luckypaperstars)
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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in conclusion
DS: so
DS: in conclusion, CAK, you motherfucker
DS: every girl
DS: IS
DS: my girlfriend
Dec 13th
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DS: number of work done today
DS: ZE-RO
DS: number of [name redacted]s done last night
DS: 1
me: WOOSH
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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when I'm at work, I feel like Buffy in that...
plz-gro: just a supernatural girl lookin’ for something creepy in average America
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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“every day in the shower i think about god reaching down into my apartment and...”
– pix or it didn’t ruin yr life
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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“pix or it didn’t ruin yr life”
– re: tonight’s company christmas party
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Listentwistedand-deranged: Ryan Adams - Dear Chicago
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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