February 2012
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all of my best stories
start out with, “i was trying to get seeds out of a cantaloup with a giant knife”
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re: effective uses of one's time
JL: i left work today to buy a bong
JL: and get water from burger king
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effective uses of my time
there is a test on the internet that says i know approximately 34,100 words of english
but the boggle app on my phone still thinks “cunt” ain’t one of them
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nedhepburn:
Maxence Cyrin Where Is My Mind?
...
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important questions
if i make my last will and testament in photoshop and it’s just my wishes superimposed over a picture of a cat that i found on the internet does it still count?
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important decisions
me: you know what else you want?
K: yes
K: my Amazon wish list is 61 books long
me: hahah
K: sorry, 60 books. 1 horse mask.
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what i wore today
same outfit as yesterday but with a different shirt
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don't worry, i'm also tweeting it
bras are really uncomfortable
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thejoyofcapris:
The Pretenders: “Don’t Get Me...
Random P. G. Wodehouse Quotation Generator →
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nom-chompsky:
i hope branson and bates go off to an island where they can be annoying and terrible together
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youveescaped:
The Magnetic Fields — I Don’t...
“Fiction’s about what it is to be a fucking human being.”
– David Foster Wallace (via citymidnightjunkstrains)
“American history is longer, larger, more various, more beautiful, and more...”
– James Baldwin (via feministhistorian)
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#axeforherscents
staceyjoy:
Pomegranate Martini
Katherine Heigl
Applebees
Jager
Confused By Geek Squad
Yoplait
I’m DRUUUUUNK! LOL!
Pinterest
Lean Cuisine
I Only Smoke When I Drink
Daddy Issues
Frat House Sleepover
Regret
Sex & The City Box Set
Spray Tan
Mimosas!
Bi-Curious
WHO IS THAT WHORE?
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Watchcoketalk:
Here is a clip of Dr. Drew asking Alana if there is any methamphetamine in her go-go juice.
You’re welcome.
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