i eat sticks

("that shit that grow in the ground")

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  There came from without the hoof-beats of a galloping relative and Aunt Dahlia whizzed in.
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  BEST WRITER IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. ^LB
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  I forgot about this! I spent hours on this page during my senior year of high school. Oh man.
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  Well, this is an interesting link! Bertie would be amused; Jeeves might approve.
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  because when would this not be useful.
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  “He uttered a sound much like a bull dog swallowing a pork chop whose dimensions it has underestimated.” :D
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