i eat sticks

drinkyourjuice:

soupsoup:

The words in this week’s speech in Arizona may have been delivered it in a way only Barack Obama could, but those words were in great part due to this brilliant young man.

So Obama’s director of speech writing is Affleckesque and writes dem werdz that make me all misty-eyed and patriotic? I want to go to there.

The only solace I’m finding right now is in the fact that he’s using a Dell. I mean, I’m sure it’s a government-issued Dell and his home computer is something less middle-aged-and-maybe-dabbling-in-MILF-porn-if-the-evening-gets-wild, but still. It’s keeping my boner in check.

That and his sleeves look really uncomfortable.

Favs needs to do me ASAP